This website represents an incomplete portfolio of voiceover, writing and low-budget, high-yield advertising work. 

All of this has been perpetrated upon an unsuspecting public by Blaine Parker. 

Other individuals were indeed complicit. However, they should be held neither accountable nor liable. This is all his fault. 

And this just in: "Is This Really The Best USB Microphone" wins a gold statue Award For Excellence in the Communicator Awards.

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